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Top 10 Star Wars aliens that can be your 2016 valentine

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! Are you still looking for your Prince Charming, but he seems to be no where in sight? Well, maybe you need to widen your horizon and look somewhere beyond this little planet that we call earth. Maybe you need to look for a man alien that will take you out of this world! Here are some of Star Wars most eligible alien bachelors that you can choose from this Valentine’s Day!

10) JABBA THE HUTT

We are kicking off this list BIG! Jabba the Hutt isn’t the classiest alien, but if you want someone with a lot of power/confidence this is the slug for you! Be aware that he is a massive jerk, and that he will most likely tie you up in chains so you can’t get away from this hunk of burning love.

9) WATTO

If you love Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants and Gonzo from The Muppets do we have a treat for you! Watto is the Toydarian junk dealer that can make you feel like a junkyard queen! He is a business man, so you don’t have to worry about this alien being jobless.

8) GREEDO

This Rodian bounty hunter is the poster child of what a classic alien looks like! He’s great with a gun, and will keep you on your toes! After this green goofball takes you on a couple of dates, he is bound to steal your heart!

7) DARTH MAUL

“You’ve got that James Dean, day dream, look in your eyes…” Darth Maul is a rebel that might just woo you with his lightsaber skills. His fashion is impeccable as well. The only downfall is that you can’t run your fingers through his hair.

6) JAR JAR BINKS

No one can whisper sweet nothings into your ear like Jar Jar Binks. I mean, wouldn’t you love to hear his voice woo you with Disney quotes every single day of your life?

5) ADMIRAL ACKBAR

Admiral Ackbar is a veteran commander who know his traps. This prestigious leader is an alien that is husband material and someone who will make you feel safe and protected! Be on the lookout because he might just navigate his way…into your heart.

4) EWOKS

Ewoks may not be the hottest Star Wars aliens, but they are the CUTEST! These little creatures are always helpful, and are great hunter-gatherers. If you need someone to hold at night like a teddy bear than these critters are the aliens for you!

3) FIGRIN D’AN AND THE MODAL NODES AKA CANTINA BAND

Most girls find musicians dreamy! Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are the One Direction of the alien world! These talented aliens will play some music that will make you want to dance the night away with one of them…or all of them.

2) CHEWBACCA

Do you want someone to hold you at night to keep you warm? Well, Chewie is a tall glass of fur that can do the job! This Millennium Falcon co-pilot is one that will never let you down and be a loyal boo to you. Once you fall in love with this suave Wookie you’ll never look at a fur coat the same way again.

1) YODA

This is THE Star Wars bachelor that you would want to sweep you off your feet. From powerful light saber skills to great wisdom this little green alien is a 10 out of 10! The words that you would want to hear from this great catch would be, “My valentine, will you be?”

If you feel like all of the men have been taken this Valentine’s Day look at this selection of alien bachelors from Star Wars! Love can be found in the most random of places, and once you fall in love with one of these aliens you will be just over the moon!

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